So, what's new? First of all, we are pleased to say that you can now order copies of the new, epoch-defining new double CD 'The Red Album' by the original gothniks Action Directe from this site. You're welcome.

Also, you will see a write up of the rather bruising encounter between Real Gothic and Athletico Gazette, which ended with a 3-1 reverse for Transylvanias finest. Honour was restored to the Goffic cause with the fine 5-4 penalty win for the Sisters of Real, although as the action took place several miles away from the stands we are unable to provide a match report at this time. Needless to say, it was awesome.

Ooh, whilst you're here - we need your input! Please give us anything at all to put on this site - we're far too lazy to editorialise and in any case it would be good to have a diversity of crapulence on the site. Contributions to the usual address. You have been warned.

Keep up the good work, whatever that is,

The WebYob.